We’ve all gone through a lot of changes since Nugget was born on Tuesday, including the organs in my body. This is the soundtrack of my body parts this week.
My abs: ”There’s a hole in my middle, dear Liza, dear Liza. There’s a hole in my middle, dear Liza, a hole.”
My left nipple: ”Love hurts. Love scars. Love wounds, and mars.”
My right breast: ”Like a rock, standing arrow straight. Like a rock…”
My bladder: ”We’re talkin’ about freedom! Talkin’ about freedom!”
Two cents to the first person who identifies all the songs correctly. Googling is cheatin’, now. 
This post was written using Michael-matic Voice Recognition Technology.
