A completely inappropriate post

13 Oct
There has been many a time when I have had some thought that I have been tempted to blog about, but have refrained because I might shock my dear friends and family with the subject matter.  Besides, some of the people at work read my blog.
But today, I am throwing caution to the wind.
This post is about Angelina Jolie’s breasts.
Last night, after a gruelling two hours of putting Jade back to sleep after she woke up (which she did after I had made my blog posting, but before Michael and I started to eat dinner), we both felt utterly exhausted.  We decided the best thing to do to unwind was to watch a movie.  Michael recently bought a few new ones at Wal-Mart (he has a rule that all new movies he buys must cost less than $10).  There was only one left that we hadn’t watched: Taking Lives, with Angelina Jolie, Ethan Hawke, and Kiefer Sutherland.
The movie did absolutely nothing to help me unwind.  I was on the edge of my seat the whole time (metaphorically, anyway) and sometimes resorted to watching the television through my fingers.  It took me a while to fall asleep when it was time for bed, but something good did come of the whole thing.
In a torrid scene near the end of the movie, Angelina Jolie’s breasts are on display… and they’re not nearly as perky as one would think they would be.  They don’t exactly hang to her middle, but, as Michael put it, "They weren’t quite what I expected," given the way she looks all dolled up.
Having recently witnessed some somewhat distressing changes to my own anatomy, well, I have to say this movie made me feel just a little bit better.

4 Responses to “A completely inappropriate post”

  1. Meandering October 13, 2006 at 8:31 pm #

    I can confidently state that I would choose your breasts over Angelina Jolie\’s any day.

  2. Fawn October 13, 2006 at 8:34 pm #

    That may be a completely inappropriate comment for this blog, but what the hey, one more inappropriate thing today won\’t matter.

  3. Peter October 16, 2006 at 10:50 am #

    Never having seen the movie, I took the liberty of examining low-res imagery of Angelina Jolie\’s breasts at the NGGCBP (National Gallery of Gratuitous Celebrity Boob Pictures) and was not un-titillated. A search for "Fawn Fritzen" with Google Images brought up only the one picture which unfortunately did not show your assets to advantage and so, lacking sufficient data, I am unable to weigh judgement on this matter and must defer to your husband\’s expert testimony.

  4. Fawn October 16, 2006 at 2:03 pm #

    And I think we\’ll leave it at that. 😉

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