Jade is wearing a toy stethescope.
Jade: Mama, how are you feeling today?
Me: Oooooh, I have a headache, and my stomach hurts, and I’m so tired, and I… I have a cough. *cough, cough!*
Papa: And her ARMS are falling off!
Me (indignantly): No!
Me: My TOES are falling off.
Jade: Oh. (pause) But, are you sick, too?