Guess what Halia managed to do to the new red ones this very fine morning?
Yeah, she snapped one arm right off.
And then, since I am blind without lenses of some kind, we went to the bathroom so that I could put in my contacts. I stripped off her jammies to sit her on the toilet because she loves it and that’s the only thing that could keep her still for the 30 seconds or so I needed to put in my contact lenses.
Sadly, she had poopy diaper (No smell? What is wrong with me?!), so the kiddie toilet seat got covered in poop. As I was cleaning that off, she of course had to investigate the substance stuck to her bum and got a fistful of poop. (Hello, mom, bad triaging!)
And aaaaaaall this before 7 a.m.
As Chief Causer-of-Mischief, Miss Halia is off to a flying start this morning.